Violent brawls on black Friday, drunk so-called uncles grabbing your ass, slaving away cooking a feast, exchanging gifts to ungrateful family members, ain’t Christmas great (not)? Sometimes the only way to get through the holidays is with a cup of spiked egg nog, am I right? To make your holiday a little brighter, I’ve rounded up the best gift guide (for passive-aggressive friends, self-centered clans, dead beat husbands or just for yourself, hey why not) so you don’t have to tear your hair completely out this season. ‘Tis the season or whatever. I know, humbug.